#51

Please don't compliment me and then say, "your turn to compliment me now."

#50

Please don't tell me you're going to make it your mission to turn me into a Libertarian.

#49

Please don't ask me how long my longest relationship was and then say, "What did you do to him?"

#48

Please don't tell me you're into oldies like Jodeci.

#47

Please don't tell me you have a thing for exotic Asians, and that I would be your "first."*

*I'm about as exotic as canned pineapple. 

#46

Please don't ask me if I'm ovulating.

#45

Please don't tell me the only coffee you've ever had was covered in whipped cream and caramel and that Starbucks needs to step up their game if they want to compete with Burger King.