#44

Please don't tell me your work visa expires in 4 years but if we get married you can stay forever.

#43

Please don't send me a photo of your grandmother in the hospital and tell me she's about to die and then 5 minutes later text me "False alarm."

#42

Please don't text me in baby talk.

#41

Please don't ask me to move in with you after two dates and over a text message.

#40

Please don't tell me how you're over your ex... and then insist I listen to a rap song you made last week about her, prefacing the entire event with "okay I know I'm not black but I used to think I was."

#39

Please don't tell me the caveman exhibit at the Smithsonian makes you uncomfortable and then say, "You don't actually believe we descended from apes do you??"

#38

Please don't stand me up.