#51

Please don't compliment me and then say, "your turn to compliment me now."

#50

Please don't tell me you're going to make it your mission to turn me into a Libertarian.

#49

Please don't ask me how long my longest relationship was and then say, "What did you do to him?"

#48

Please don't tell me you're into oldies like Jodeci.

#47

Please don't tell me you have a thing for exotic Asians, and that I would be your "first."*

*I'm about as exotic as canned pineapple. 

#46

Please don't ask me if I'm ovulating.

#45

Please don't tell me the only coffee you've ever had was covered in whipped cream and caramel and that Starbucks needs to step up their game if they want to compete with Burger King.

#44

Please don't tell me your work visa expires in 4 years but if we get married you can stay forever.

#43

Please don't send me a photo of your grandmother in the hospital and tell me she's about to die and then 5 minutes later text me "False alarm."

#42

Please don't text me in baby talk.

#41

Please don't ask me to move in with you after two dates and over a text message.

#40

Please don't tell me how you're over your ex... and then insist I listen to a rap song you made last week about her, prefacing the entire event with "okay I know I'm not black but I used to think I was."

#39

Please don't tell me the caveman exhibit at the Smithsonian makes you uncomfortable and then say, "You don't actually believe we descended from apes do you??"

#38

Please don't stand me up.

#37

Please don't try to guess my weight while I'm eating (or ever).

#36

Please don't tell me you think we have a lot in common because you love karaoke.

#35

Please don't tell me you're shocked at how good I speak English.

#34

Please don't order a shirley temple.

#33

Please don't introduce me to your mother on our first date.

#32

Please don't tell me you hate lawyers after I just told you my dad and two of my best friends are lawyers.